Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
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I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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