I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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