Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Drunk is a universal language darling
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