You work out of a Hotel?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
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My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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