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I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
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It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
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He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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