Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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