What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
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the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
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Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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