hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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