Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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