i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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