Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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