Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
My dad just said "fuck circus"
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If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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