The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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