if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
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Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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