I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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