if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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