Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
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every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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