Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
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i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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