Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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