i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
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I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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