i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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