billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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