I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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