Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
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i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
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We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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