she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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