this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
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She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
he's gonorrhea incarnate
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Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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