the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
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I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
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I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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