found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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