Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
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She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
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I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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