These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
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He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar