i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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