Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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