You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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