Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I just pynch a tree in the face
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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