that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
how drunk are you?
Several
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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