Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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