Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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