that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
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today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
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only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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