When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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