that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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