Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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