Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
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our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
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How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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