She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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