i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
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Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
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Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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