Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
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The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
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literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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