I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
