This is not my ceiling
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
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She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
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come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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