Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I feel like death gave me a hand job
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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