Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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