he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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