I love black thongs
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
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He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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