In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
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Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
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The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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