We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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