that's an acceptable place to lick
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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