She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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