If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
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My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
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I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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