Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize