I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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