Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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